Alyx: [Shouts from bathroom] I’m gonna have a shower. The xBox is taking ages to download the newest update.
Marcus: [Clothes go flying] I’m there!
[…Later… After shower kissing ensues]
Alyx: Do you want to know the hottest thing about this?
Marcus: What’s that?
Alyx: The update’s finished loading…
Marcus: Do you want to know how much I love you?
Alyx: Okay…
Marcus: It had already finished downloading when I joined you in the shower.
*Sigh* WoW is downloading a patch…
*Grin* You know what we could do to pass the time…?
*clothes go flying*
#ReasonsWhyILoveMyBoyfriend
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Marcus: For our followers who may be catching baby train in 2012.
The Princess Bride Pregnancy Test
(vía Nerd Approved)
Source: gabeweb
Marcus: It doesn’t get much better than this. Red wine, Battlestar Galactica and a gorgeous girlfriend.
Alyx: What if I asked you to frack me?
Marcus: Okay… it can get better.
Sex gets even hotter when the person you’re with accidentally knocks down one of your Spock figurines and very carefully and respectfully replaces it on it’s shelf before they continue to fuck you. Every geek should be so lucky.
I’m going to suck you like Kirby - Alyx
Alyx: I am totally doing this to ALL of my white bras!
(via tyrannosaurus-s-e-x)
Source: tyrannosaurus-s-e-x
Marcus: I want you again.
Alyx: Right now?
Marcus: Yeah… but pause Ray Man first, I think the music would distract me.
Alyx: We had sex with Gears of War 2 music in the background before.
Marcus: Yeah… but that just made it more epic.
Source: fabledgeek
Get your pants back on and lets play some Gears. - Marcus
